What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"