What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak