What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"