What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"