Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich