Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.