Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!