Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich