What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.