What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!