What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.