What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.