Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo