Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas