Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.