Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo