What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.