Eagle Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Which part of an eagle is the hardest?

The pecker.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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They both fly, except for the mole...

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