Eagle Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Which part of an eagle is the hardest?

The pecker.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What's Dave's favorite music genre?

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!