Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle