Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters