Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.