Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.