Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.