Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language