Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)