What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.