What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.