What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.