What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.