What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.