What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people