What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old