What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.