What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old