What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings