How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*