How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry