The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
a cosh(x/a)
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
RIP in box
Jesus!
Who-dini
The Cat in the AT-AT
A *paradox.*
Dead or Alive