What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box