What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry