What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !