What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!