Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)