Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What personal space?

My dog

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."