Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.