Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)