Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.