Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.