Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.