Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.