Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.