What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.