What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.