What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.