What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.