What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.