What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.