What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)