What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.