What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.