What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.