What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.