What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.