What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!