Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.
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The Pilot, you racist.
A towel head.
Stoner!
To marry Jane
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
It had a plane to catch.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
A: A polygon!
A: The fly.
Because the steaks were too high!
He was running on fumes.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Stopping it with a shovel
Because no one would care that he died.
Dramameme.
nothing they were tearable.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
A pilot, you racist.