Middle Eastern Man Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!