Middle Eastern Man Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal