Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.
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The Pilot, you racist.
A towel head.
Stoner!
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
A Jolly Rancher.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Because then they would be bay-gulls.
A black man who committed a crime.
He couldn't pay for Baal
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Two cannibals giving each other head
They cut a head
nothing they were tearable.
They both look good hanging from a tree
A Racist!
Because of their 'cush'ions!
A Hearthstoner