What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.