Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

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What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect