Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*