Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.