Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop