What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.