What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.