What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

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What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.