A church bell peals from the steeple.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.
One has hope in her soul...
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
Dung
One of them has papers.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.