How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.