How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV