You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Aye matey.