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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?

Aye matey.

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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AYE MATEY

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Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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They have nerves of steal.

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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You leave him hanging....

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Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!