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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?

Aye matey.

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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Allahu Ackbar!**

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Goddamn right.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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AYE MATEY

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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They get their Aaargh-On!

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Arduous.