What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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