What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."