What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."