Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
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You can't C me!
Seven C's
Cause she got a D
Their sausages are the wurst.
They think they are in a pickle.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Weeaboo
Parole.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
His PURR-ents
Parents
She said, "It's after the C."
The letter C.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
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