Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You can't C me!
Seven C's
Cause she got a D
Naboo
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
They think on a whole different dimension.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
None. There are no there.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
It scares their dogs too much
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
They make out like bandits.
Sneakers.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
