Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
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You can't C me!
Seven C's
Cause she got a D
A: His brother running with the V.C.R
They both steal your bike.
Because He-Man has the power.
Fire in the hole!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
A dog with a hair lip
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A thief....
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Shedding season
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.