Report Card Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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He was delighted.

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That's Nachos.