Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
D, M, C, and A.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
No, it's the C.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Angry British people!
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
Take a blud test OC
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
See ya next month )
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
Their response Flexicution
Because he doesn't like being followed.
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