How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure