How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!