How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure