How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!