None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
There's no jack
D, M, C, and A.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Because they spend years at sea.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well