None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
For stealing the booty
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.