None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Coffee Mug
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Swab the deck!
Doubloons.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
Malteasers
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
A tuna.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Philip Hoffman's belt.
Marked down!
