None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Coffee Mug
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Crack.
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A Preppysition
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
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A pinch hitter.
Because he's got no arms.
They look in the obituary
He was looking for the Captain's log.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
By moving the trees closer together.
The punchline is too long.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Sew sew
