None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
In thier archives.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
We can't. It's already fixed.
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
The arts student gets a mark for it.
His toga size went from L to XL.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
A happy medium.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
