None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
Because it was two-tiered.
When hunger strikes.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
She puts in in the microwave.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
A slippery slope.
Bill Cosby
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
A wok on.
A cannibal
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
