Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"