Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans