Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans