Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans