Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Tosses them off.

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Probably not. Opie delivered.

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You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

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Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!