Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!