Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!