Because they're rated
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Because it was rated R.
Arrrrrrrgo
It was rated PG-13.
It was rated R.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
PG-13!
Because it was rated arrr!
9/11
I guess it's too grue-some.
They think therefore they arrr
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
Because they ARRRRR
Because they arrrre
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.