Because they're rated
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Because it was rated R.
Arrrrrrrgo
It was rated PG-13.
It was rated R.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
PG-13!
Because it was rated arrr!
Gummi bears. )
A sun bath.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
A pedi-file
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because it'll run faster.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Stroganoff
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
His property was Fur Elise
Any 4 numbers in a row."
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
