Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!