Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!