Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"