Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.