Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!