Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!