Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!