Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg