Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman