Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman