Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.