Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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How did NASCAR get that name?

Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.