What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Martyr Jokes More Martyr Jokes

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something