What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.