One stood for something
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To die as a martyr.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
One's a tragic Mick...
I guess he was shot through the heart
It got shelved.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.