Martyr Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something