One stood for something
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To die as a martyr.
People got lit and turnt.
It set !
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Toof Hurty.
Fix It Again Tony
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
That I will open the door
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace