One stood for something
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To die as a martyr.
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
Because he was in deNile
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
He charges you double.
You let it sink in.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.