One stood for something
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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
He wanted Nunavut.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
He read it in the Hobbituary.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because the captain stood on the deck.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
The first herd shot round the world!
To die as a martyr.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
A slow poke!
