Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.