Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!