What does MSG stand for?

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

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