What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG